Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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You coming home soon, man?
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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