you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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