Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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