I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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