So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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