is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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