u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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