Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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