I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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