I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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