he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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