That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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