Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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