I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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