The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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