Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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