hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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