did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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