im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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