If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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