Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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