please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
A+ Viking dick
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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