It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dick very happy bro
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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