So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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