Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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