She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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