She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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