like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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