apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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