we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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