What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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