Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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