No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You ate ashes out of my bong
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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