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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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(860): Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be? http://tfl.nu/i247

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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are

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(805): Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are http://tfl.nu/ste8

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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping

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(216): Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping http://tfl.nu/0qth

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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

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(619): found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham. http://tfl.nu/ri7m

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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.

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(206): We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts. http://tfl.nu/k2p7

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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.

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(440): I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body. http://tfl.nu/6n6i

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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.

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(815): I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time. http://tfl.nu/qrqx

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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".

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(416): Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves". http://tfl.nu/iji3

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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair

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(262): I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair http://tfl.nu/3k67

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.

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(647): I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/gjaq

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(707): View more from California

Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

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True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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(707): Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas! (720): True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place. http://tfl.nu/87wy

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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.

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AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.

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(269): That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE. (269): AND SOME IN THE TRUNK. http://tfl.nu/jicm

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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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(313): This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow." http://tfl.nu/pm0e

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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"

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(636): "This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt" http://tfl.nu/jgzt

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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened

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(972): I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened http://tfl.nu/v86f

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