these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.