I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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