and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize