Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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