we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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