He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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