I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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