And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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