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He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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