whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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