I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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