You really coming over, don't trick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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