my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I currently don't understand fingers.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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