Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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