You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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