I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
