Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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