no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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