At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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