We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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