Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
